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ANOTHER MYSTERY FOR YOU.

WHO WAS HE?

Mrs J was found dead in her room, the door locked on the outside. The key was found placed on a table after a frantic search had been made for it.

There was only one suspect who had been noticed leaving the room by Mrs J's teen daughter. The suspect (male) had stayed overnight with Mrs J.

After examining Mrs J's lifeless body, I became interested in the Story which had the following peculiarities:

1.The Door was locked on the outside and the key placed on a table.

2.There was a mystery man at large who Mrs J's daughter could recognise .

3. Mrs J's husband was away.

4. The death occurred in Mrs J's husband's house.

5. There was no immediate evidence of a traumatic death.

MY QUESTIONS.
1. Who was the mystery man, and what was their relationship?

2. If he had to kill her, why did he do it in her husband's house?

3. Why was the key placed where it could be found?

4. Did the daughter know more than she claimed?

5. Could the murder have been premed…

FIND A FAMILY DOCTOR -7 HABITS TO WATCH OUT FOR .

Ever walked into a Hospital ... then walked right out when you see the Doctor on duty?


Yes, I know the feeling - Even if he was the last Doctor on Earth, you'd rather die than have him treat you.

Finding a good Doctor for yourself or your family, may be a daunting task, here are some habits you should look out for (if you had the choice) when choosing your doctor.


1. A GOOD LISTENER.A Doctor must be a good listener, gently guiding the conversation to get all the important facts - rather than cutting you short at every whim or telling you to hurry up and get to the point.


2. CALM.A Doctor must never lose his cool, lives are dependent on his ability to remain calm through tense situations.


3. COURTEOUS.A courteous Doctor respects you and would not deliberately do anything that would not be in his patient's best interest.


4. REMEMBERS YOUR NAME. If after five visits, your doctor still has to look at his notes before addressing you, then he probably forgets about you after each visi…

WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE?

Out of curiosity I checked the top keywords with which my blog posts were found and thought it will be good to put a summary here and useful links.

Note : Search items not edited for grammatical accuracy.

1. Future of medicine:This post about my vision (used loosely here) of how medicine will be in the year 3012.

2. Awkward doctor stories:Must be this post about awkward and embarassing moments of being a doctor.

3. Breaking bad true story basedMust be this story of my peculiar way of breaking bad news to patient relatives.

4. Sickle cell diaries:This poem about the realities of having sickle cell from a sufferer's point of view.

5. Cartoon doctor and patient:Awkward moments continued, but this time from the patient's point of view.

6. Cute Black Babies:Must be this hilarious post about a lady who wasn't sure who the father of her baby was

7. keep out of the reach of children: Sad story about a teenager who committed suicide.

8. How to know before study medicine: This post ab…

LETTER TO MY ANGRY PATIENT.

Dear Angry Patient, before I start, I must say I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for keeping you waiting. I see you've been here for a while thinking I haven't even come to work. I know it wouldn't interest you to know I actually slept in the hospital, and I'm just out of a rushed ward round because I know you'd be waiting for me.

I'm sorry I can't spend more than 10 minutes with you. There are 60 patients waiting, it will take 10 hours with no break if I spend 10 minutes with each of them.

I'm sorry I have to give you long appointments. Seeing 60 patients a day means 1200 patients in a month, what if they were all to come back in addition to new patients? Now you understand.

By the way, do you know Nigeria has only 0.4 doctors to 1000 patients? The United Kingdom has 2.8 doctors to 1000 patients, and guess where many of them are from.

I'm sorry I don't smile or look as good as Doctors on Grey's Anatomy. Frankly speaking, I haven't been hom…

9 PRECAUTIONARY WARNINGS FOR MY PATIENTS.

NOTICE INTENDING PATIENTS!Kindly pick a copy of the following instruction manual at the reception desk before you see me:



1. Have clean underwear - it could be of Mickey Mouse, Power Rangers, The American flag or Superman, but please let it be clean.


2. If I haven't specifically asked for your body fluids, please don't show me your urine, vomitus or sputum stored in a transparent nylon bag.


3. I don't have sweets or tea to offer you, so quit looking at me as if I forgot something.


4. I have absolutely, I repeat, absolutely no power to settle feuds between you and the nurses.


5. This is not Grey's Anatomy, ER or House; things are done a little slower here.


6. Note my closing hours - coming in five minutes before, is totally unacceptable - what time would I have to pack my bags?


7. Don't lie, I will get you.


8. Carefully select the relative who accompanies you to the hospital...hint - not aggressive, rude, overly inquisitive, talkative or dramatic. They can determine …

HOSPITAL UNDER SIEGE.

They came in a group, fierce looking men, all armed. There was no means of escape.

Everybody took to the floor.

There are two places I believe armed robbers should not operate - Houses of worship and hospitals.

Apparently, these robbers didn't get that memo.

They asked for the M.D; everyone denied knowing where he was. Angry, they proceeded to the hospital cashier to help themselves with some cash.

Then, they systematically started to dispossess both patients and staff of their valuables. Mariah and Kenny, looking down at the scene below, ran upstairs to the top floor where I was staying.

I was oblivious to the happenings downstairs.

"Doctor, Doctor, please open up", they whispered. I opened up my door to let them in while they hurriedly told me what was happening.

You can guess what I did next, I charged angrily down the stairs with my needle poised and confronted the robbers...ehm, no.

Instead I did the brave thing: I locked the door and switched off the lights while …