Sunday, March 22, 2015
Mr Governor: What is this I hear?
Mr Doctor: Sir, we are going on strike
Mr Governor: Again?
Mr Doctor: Yes sir.
Mr Governor: So you haven't learnt your lesson?
Mr Doctor: What lesson sir?
Mr Governor: That I will break your back.
Mr Doctor: Sir, he who is on the ground need fear no fall
Mr Governor: I will seize your salaries again
Mr Doctor: Sir, we didn't die the last two times you did it.
Mr Governor: What insolence, I will sack you all
Mr Doctor: Yes sir, but you can't sack our certificates
Mr Governor: What did you just say?
Mr Doctor: Nothing sir
Mr Governor: So you don't want to beg me?
Mr Doctor: Sir, we have been begging you for 4 years now.
Mr Governor: You people like money, didn't you swear an oath?
Mr Doctor: Sir, we can't exchange oath in the market for food
Mr Governor: You people are now market women, carrying placards everywhere
Mr Doctor: Sir, a labourer deserves his wages.
Mr Governor: Meanwhile you were missing in action during the Ebola crisis
Mr Doctor: But we volunteered sir, and remember the strike was a blessing in disguise
Mr Governor: What do you mean by that?
Mr Doctor: Sir, it's as if you haven't been in the General hospitals
Mr Governor: Young man what are you saying?
Mr Doctor: Sir, the hospitals are a death trap, when last did you send your doctors for further training?
Mr Governor: Young man, are you questioning my authority?
Mr Doctor: No sir, but when last did you improve their working environment?
Mr Governor: You are so disrespectful, that's why I will make sure you are all casualised and pay homage to me
Mr Doctor: Sir, would you allow a casual worker deliver your baby?
Mr Governor: Well...
Mr Doctor: So Why are you making your citizens use casual doctors?
Mr Governor: Well, that is not the issue.
Mr Doctor: But that IS the issue sir, don't you have a pension?
Mr Governor: Of course I do, what has that got to do with anything?
Mr Doctor: Sir, but casual doctors have no right to pensions
Mr Governor: I think I have made you too comfortable, that's why you dare challenge me
Mr Doctor: That's new information sir, have you provided us accommodation, transport or welfare?
Mr Governor: You doctors are too proud!
Mr Doctor: Sir, with all due respect, you are too proud!
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